They had a old lady that walked in the Bar. And asked a man if she can go live with him. And he said ok. So they went to bed. And the Next day he ends up in the Hospitle. He ask the old lady wat did u do to me. She said I was playing with your little green Man. And he shoot something at me. SO I CUT IT'S HEAD OFF!
Four gay guys walk into a bar. But there's only one stool. So One says "let's flip a coin" Another says "No, lets flip it over"
2 gays walked into a gay bar, one guy said to the other-LET ME PUSH YOUR STOOL IN.
a nigger walks into the bar he asked the bartender where the homies hang he pointed outside at the tree
once upon a time there were three animals that met up in a bar a bear a chicken and a lion. the lion said i roar and the the whole jungles scared the bear said i roar and the whole forest is scared and then the chicken said i cough and the whole world is scared. (bird flu).
