so a blonde is on the highway, and she's swerving around.
so a police men pulls the blonde over and says, "why are you swerving around like that." And the blonde says ,"well this tree is following me and I,m trying to get away from it." And the police man says,"Mam, that's your air freashener
yall jokes suck stop getting your jokes off the back of your ceral box
Q: How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?
A: Wave at her.
A BLONDE A BRUNETT AND A RED HEAD GO TO A WATER PARK,THE SIGHN SAYS, "WHEN YOU GO DOWN THE SLIDE,SCREAM YOUR FAVORITE DRINK AND YOU WILL LAND IN YOUR FAVORITE DRINK,BUT WACH WHAT YOU SAY, YOU DONT WANT TO FALL INTO SOMETHING YOU UMMM.. DONT WANT TO SWIM IN."
SO THE BRUNETT GOES DOWN AND SCREAMS,"DRP"
THE RED HEAD GOES DOWN AND SCREAMS,"BIG RED!!"
AND BECAUSE BLONDES DONT PLAY BY THE RULES,
SHE SCREAMS, "WEE!! WEE!!!"
NOW TRY TO GUESS WHAT SHE GOT TO SWIM IN!!
