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This is our collection of really funny blonde jokes.
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| Blonde jokes | | there was three girls stranded on an island. a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. the brunette looks across the waters and estimates about 20 miles to the shore. so she swims 5 miles, and then 10 miles, she was to tired to go on so she drowns. the redhead says to the blonde "i wonder if she made it" so she swims out 10 miles, 15 miles she was to tired to go on so she drowns. the blonde says to herself "i wonder if they made it" so she swims 5 miles, 10 miles, 15 miles, 19 miles thinks to herself i am to tired to go on, so she swims back! | | so a blonde is on the highway, and she's swerving around.
so a police men pulls the blonde over and says, "why are you swerving around like that." And the blonde says ,"well this tree is following me and I,m trying to get away from it." And the police man says,"Mam, that's your air freashener | | Q: How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?
A: Wave at her. | | A BLONDE A BRUNETT AND A RED HEAD GO TO A WATER PARK,THE SIGHN SAYS, "WHEN YOU GO DOWN THE SLIDE,SCREAM YOUR FAVORITE DRINK AND YOU WILL LAND IN YOUR FAVORITE DRINK,BUT WACH WHAT YOU SAY, YOU DONT WANT TO FALL INTO SOMETHING YOU UMMM.. DONT WANT TO SWIM IN."
SO THE BRUNETT GOES DOWN AND SCREAMS,"DRP"
THE RED HEAD GOES DOWN AND SCREAMS,"BIG RED!!"
AND BECAUSE BLONDES DONT PLAY BY THE RULES,
SHE SCREAMS, "WEE!! WEE!!!"
NOW TRY TO GUESS WHAT SHE GOT TO SWIM IN!! | | What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run!!!!
She has a grenade in her mouth |
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