I SMELL BACON,
I SMELL GREASE,
I SMELL THE NEW YORK STATE POLICE
once there was three police one was mexican the other one was chines and the other one was american.and they barley got back from workwhen they got home there house was destroyed by flying chimpunks soo they went to stay in a hotel and the american ask the lady can i have a room and she said we only have the lady with the missing tooth he said im brave enough so he got in and went to sleep and and while he was sleeping the old lady with the missing tooht appeard and said i am the lady with the missing tooth he got scared and ran out the window
then the chiness came and ask the lady can i have a room and the lady said we only have the one with the old lady missing tooth so he said nevermind and he slep who knows then the mexican came and said can i have a room and the lady said we only have the one with the old lady missing tooth so he said i wil take it while he was sleeeping the lady with the missing tooth came out and said i am the old lady with the missing tooth and the mexican ur screwd i was going to give u peanuts
a guy just got a brand new convertable
he was going way past the speed limet
then a police startid to chase him the guy
thought i got this cool fast convertable i can
outrun a police yhen he starded to think what the heck
am i doing so then he
polled over the police said
i have an apoitment in 10 minutes
so if you give me the
best excuse i have ever heard i wont bust you.
so the guy said well one day one of you
took my wife and i thought you were bringing
her back:).
WHEN A COP SAYS HEY YOU EYES LOOK KIND OF DILEED WHAT AVE YOU BEEN DOING TONIGT. TELL IM WELL YOUR EYES LOOK GLAZED HAVE YOU BEEN EATING DONUTS.
