US troops in Afghanistan prove they've retained their sense of humor with the following,
"YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF......"
1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
3. You have more wives than teeth.
4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon "unclean."
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
6. You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
9. You have ever uttered the phrase, "I love what you've done with your cave."
10. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.
11. You bathe at least monthly whether necessary or not.
12. You have ever had a crush on your neighbor's goat.
"No carbs" t shirt no cheney, ashcroft, rumsfeld or BUSH!!!
'wel i'll tel ya what if she aint elekted then i'm up shhit creek without a paddle people - hey maybe then i can visit that trailr park prez museum of mine lol!!
'Yes I will do every bi secsual chick in the world if you elect me cuz i 2 am bi! from hilary...
'I think we need change now let me get back to hittin my bong ok people and tend to my real white actin wife' OBAMA SAID!!!
